The Five Schnauzeteers

We are five extraordinarily attractive schnauzers

Tuesday, June 26, 2007


l-r: Max, Trouble, Aros, Preston

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Aren't you glad we don't look like this?

Here is a photo of the winner of an "ugliest dog" contest. He is part chinese-crested-something and part chiuaua. Aren't you glad we don't look like this? Do you still feel this way after we tell you that Elwood's owner won $1,000?

Monday, June 18, 2007

They tried to drown us!!

Why did The-Great-One and Bringer-of-the-Kibble try to drown us? They took us to this HUGE bathtub, where the water was too deep for us to stand in it. It seemed to be some drown-your-dog group religious ritual. They put us in the water, but fortunately pulled us out before we drowned! There were some dogs in the water moving their legs quicky in desperate attempts to keep their heads above the water until their humans came to their senses and rescued them. We have here a picture of a dog who's owner actually exppected him to rescue a stuupid ball that the human threw into the water. Hey - If you want your ball out of the water, don't throw it in to begin with. Duh!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007


We protest!!

Monday, June 04, 2007

quote d;jour

Happiness is a warm puppy - Linus Van Pelt