The Five Schnauzeteers

We are five extraordinarily attractive schnauzers

Sunday, November 26, 2006

China's new repressive policy

Beijing just passed a new law restricting the number of dogs to one per household. This is an outrage!!!! We need each other's company! Humans get to live with others of their species, dogs ought to also have that privelidge! It figures that this outrage is coming from the same country that brought us atrocities like Tiananmen Square!!! We urge everyone with opposable thumbs to write a letter to their congressman urging the US to cease all diplomatic relations with China until this barbaric law is overturned!!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? (part I)

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Low ash huh?

What's with this food? - Low ash???? What were we eating before? Ash? Were you feeding us charcoal? We want dead animal!! Pure dead animal!!! With dead animal sauce! No charcoal, no fillers, no ashes! - The trifecta

Thursday, November 09, 2006

low fat food - feh!

To our humans - Since you are going to switch our diet to low fat dog food, you’ll make it more palatable by putting on gravy or sauce or something, right?

Friday, November 03, 2006


We miss our humans. - The tripod