They tried to drown us!!
Why did The-Great-One and Bringer-of-the-Kibble try to drown us? They took us to this HUGE bathtub, where the water was too deep for us to stand in it. It seemed to be some drown-your-dog group religious ritual. They put us in the water, but fortunately pulled us out before we drowned! There were some dogs in the water moving their legs quicky in desperate attempts to keep their heads above the water until their humans came to their senses and rescued them. We have here a picture of a dog who's owner actually exppected him to rescue a stuupid ball that the human threw into the water. Hey - If you want your ball out of the water, don't throw it in to begin with. Duh!