Do we need to run away from home?

A couple of guys came to the door. Of course we all had to come see who it was - it is our job. These guys were very nicely dressed and seemed nice.

One of the men began talking about spreading the word, and finding the truth. We just sat there listening. It was about salvation something-or-other.

Our human said "Be careful not to let the dogs out. We are fattening them up to sacrifice to Satan."

Please tell us she was kidding!!!!!!!!!